This is an older post being featured from my Archives as part of my celebration of ONE YEAR OF BLOGGING …

As I surf the web and chat with my friends, I find that so many are seeking sponsorships for various conferences and bloggy get togethers, I thought I would get in on the requests … no I am not looking to go to any conferences at least not at this moment in time … I am seeking personal sponsorship, two sponsorships to be exact, that will better my home living and better my family. Warning: If you don’t have an open sense of humor you may not find this funny. Although I am not always a joking type of writer, I am going to give it a whirrl cuz it’s that kinda day!

Who I Am:

My name is Brandy and I am a work at home mother of three children married to my soul mate who works six days a week in a job that he will never advance in and he is quite frankly worked near exhaustion daily. I spend my days raising the children, working my virtual assistant business, blogging and networking. After all the hard work both my husband and myself put in trying to make it in this high priced world, we find our fridge is empty and our house is falling apart. Although we could have things by far worse, it’s frustrating to work all these hours and see the money go down the drain – literally.

What I seek:

I am seeking a home and food sponsorship. Here is exactly what I seek:

• Permission to demolish my current 1945 home to make room for bullet number 2…
• Find a contractor to build a no less than 3 bedroom/1 bath home with my own private home office to work from
• Landscaping and clearing of my 5.7 acres so that we still have trees & woods but a more presentable look
• A new fridge that is energy star rated
• A new dryer and washer that is energy star rated
• Last but certainly not least, food to fill my new cabinets and new fridge

What I Will Give in Return:

If you would be so generous as to sponsor my above requests at any level, I would in turn place your company logo on my HUGE suburban that my husband drives to work daily and we take family trips in. I would also be willing to place your business logo on the right hand side of my blog for a six month period of time, and review the services or products you have provided me in an honest but respectable way. If you are a contractor who is supplying their time, I will allow you to brand my new home with your company logo on the front of my house and if the house includes a rec room I will open it up for a community event type place for local children to help keep them off our streets. Children are our future and they need a safe place to hang out and have safe fun. I will also donate any of my household appliances and any items that may be best suited for re-use through my local Freecycle that I am the Owner/Lead Moderator of.

How To Reach Me:

In between raising my three kids and running my business the best way to reach me is through email contact, so please if you are interested in sponsoring any or all of my requested items above, please do not hesitate to drop me a line.

P.S. My husband added that I should quite possibly ask for a new car while I am at it .. so hey if you have one of those my oldest requests that it be room enough for three children so that her brothers don’t pull her hair while we are driving down the road.

In all seriousness I would love all of the above, but really I am not seeking sponsorship {nor I am picking on the TRUE concept of sponsorship as I think it’s a wonderful advantage to bloggers – that they are able to retain sponsorship to attend such wonderfully educational conferences} I am simply trying to be cute & funny on a Monday to help you start your week off with a smile 🙂